Idiot puts cast iron pot in dishwasher.


Sets off ALL the fire alarms reseasoning zee bitch.

Using coconut oil to reseason my cast iron pot which has only seen one use. So the consensus seems to be

Step 1

Yell at whoever put it in the dishwasher 

Might skip this step as I was the dozy cow in question.

Step 2

Wipe off all rust with paper towel

I have no paper towel so I have substituted this with ruining a perfectly good tea towel 

Step 3

Coat pot in animal fat

Hmmn no…  reaches for coconut oil

Step 4 

Rub fat into pot

And face, and hair, and shirt.

Step 5

Cook at high temperature for 1 hour

… Or until neighbours call the fire brigade.

Repeat steps 1 to 5 until the people you are staying with because you are hairy interlopers kick you out… with good reason


Buy Books From Book Depository So I can buy coffee and expensive kitchenware to ruin!


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